I hate my big ass smile.

Hello world! Yes, as promised. I'll update. A long post today (: . So what to write about? Lol. Have been staying home these few days. I'm gaining fatz. Now i'm fatter. Honestly, when i say fat, i don't mean i want attention and compliments. I say i'm fat because i know how my tummy looks like under my loose shirt, i know how my thigh looks like under my skirt, i know how my arms looks like under my loose sleeves. I know how i look like without having to suck my breath and try to look skinny. Yeh. So don't tell me "NONO! You're sooooo skinny." or "Noo! You're not fat." because i know i am. And it'll just make you sound fake + bitchy by telling me i'm not fat. So why tell people i'm fat? Because it's just a sentence! It's my opinion. And i'm ranting about it on my blog. So yeah. I don't want your filthy compliments. Just sayin'. No offence tho. (:
Honestly, i find girls that are unexceptionally skinny, tell me that they're shittyfuck fat, just tells me that they're rdy to die. Like yknw, you're alr soooooo skinny, and you wanna get skinnier ? No way. Just die then. Tsk. (*This does not refer to anyone reading this.). Speaking of skinny, YES I WANT TO BE AS BADASS FUCKINGSHIAT SKINNY AS YOU! ): But i can't. I'm just to busy lazing around. Roll on my bed. Yeh. And by skinny, i don't mean this.

                                         She needs to gain LOADS of fatz, but not this much:

Yeah.speaking of models, i envy models, and girls, with middle partings and still looks like a sexy mama. ): i.e

        Or like .. when they show their entire face. With the eyebrows. Even tho it's thick.

 

I honestly hate Megan Fox. Cuz she's just so beautiful. )': I don't like! Cuz yes, 1. I'm jealous. 2. I'm jealous. 3. I'm jealous. Okay, Sorry Megan. You muthurfekar. ): Enough of beautiful people. Let's talk bout ugly people! Actually there's no such word in the world. Ugly people. Nope. It's ' not yet beautiful ' or ' below average ' . Like a butterfly! It has to be a caterpillar to become a beautiful butterfly. So don't ever say you're ugly. Ugly is not an actual word tho. It's just a yet-to-be-adjective. (: Hehe. Open topic. My title. Why ? Because i hate my smile. Like, when i smile BIG. I dislike my lip shape. Like, demi.

She's got that signature smile. Honestly i don't like Demi. I don't know why. Not implying anything but i think it's because of her sarcasm. Like on Sonny With A Chance, she 's got that sarcasm shit when she's on set. Like fake. thanks. -.-. And she's got this manly chin. Sorry demi, but i don't like it. ): But she can sing. So that's one good point. Ohhh. Speaking bout Demi, did you know she went into Rehab? Emo freak. Sad life. She slit her wrist many times. Not an inspiration anymore. Don't follow her kids, that isn't a way to be famous. Open new topic. Yami Yogurt. I love Yami Yogurt! Wooohooooo! (:

For people who don't know what Yami Yogurt(s) are. They're YUMMY YOGURT BITCH! (: What's yogurt? NO! It's not ice cream! Okay.. some sort. but it's NOT ice cream! Ice cream is iced cream.

Yo-gurt  [Yoh-gert]

–noun

a prepared food having the consistency of custard, made from milk curdled by the action of cultures, sometimes sweetened or flavored.

Lol. So yes, it's NOT ice cream.  

  

Ice cream

–noun

a frozen food containing cream or milk and butterfat, sugar, flavoring, and sometimes eggs.

Yep. So yuh. Have been watching K-ON! these few days. It's like fucken cool! What's K-ON! ? Geez.

 

Lol. Okay the pic's kinda gay. But the movie's NOT! Okay. Actually i've typed alot today. Lovey'all. Bye. Muamua! xoxo. Tag me okay! ^-^