Spoiler :D !

Well , i just watched Jennifer's Body online ( it's 'coz i'm unable t get in the cinemas okay.R21 ): !) so cool lah . and talk abt her bombs . GOSHszxc . x: . okay . too tiko . so here goes .

So , this show's R21 for some good reasons . lol .
Needy and Chip were making babies ,
Jennifer (Megan Fox) was like nude 1/5 of th movie
and she's like . riping out Collin's intestines and stuff which's like totally cool :B .
( Did i mention He's HOTT ? ) :x . but not as hot as you lah . silly PIG . x: !

IF YOU DON'T WANNA SPOIL THE FUN AND WAIT TILL YOUR 21
, DON'T READ THE BELOW POST.

In Devil's Kettle , lives 3 NORMAL human beings . Needy , Jennifer (Needy's Bestfriend) & Chip (Needy's cute Boyfriend) . yeap. So like Jen asked Needy t go t this "Club" which aint really a club . though Chip tried t warn Needy , Needy's being "forced" by Jen. i like her line where sh says " Wear something cute oh-kay ? " . then they arrived and like Jen got all flirty and stuff with the Lead Singer of Low Shoulder . then while she went t get drinks for him , Needy went t play th machine don't know what lah, then overheard the Lead Singer's and his bandmate's conv.



LS: I bet she's virgin
BM: * looks at Needy " what her ? ew "
LS: "not her !" * Points at Jennifer.
BM: " oh , her ? "



Then Needy got all fustrated and walked over and said " Excuse me , that's my bestfriend you're talkin' 'bout. And she's definitely a Virgin . she wouldnt sleep with any of your dirty guys. " and they just looked " Pffftttt @#$!# " then like , Needy warned Jen . then tht stonedhead girl said " i'm not even a back door Virgin. " <>

The whole "club" burnt down and the Lead singer dragged jen t his van . and Needy was just like crying and stuff over there . just crying .__. . so she went home aftr that and like . called chip . he was like . " ARE YOU OKAY ? " . then aftr they hung up th call , the door bell rang then Needy opened the door but no one was there . then she walked t the kitchen and Jen was like 3/4 covered with Blood . she bit Needy . and needy was like crying . and like Jen (possesed by a devil) like vomited out a pile of bloody-ish black-ish whatsoevers out . and needy spent the whole night scrubbing the kitchen floor . GOSHszxc . then next day Jen act-ed like nothing happened . then atfr sch , she net up with guy HUGE guy . and they went into the forest and Jen ate his intestines and stuff . then this tcher found his body and the tcher called the police. like whatsoever. then more and more ppl died, all eaten up by her . then parents all cried like F . cool . talkin' 'bouut dying , Collin's HOTT but too bad he died horribly . Jen drank his blood , and pulled out his intestines . doublecoolness ! :B . wunt type anymore . TOO LAZY ! x: ! watch it online by yourself ! : . okay , bye :D . i knw , i spoilt your Fun >:] . Spoiler . that's my occupation . PAY ME PAY ME >:B .
`♥Boyf ; imissyou!